Sardar ji in cyber cafe

Once sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when sardarji cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Sardarji replied " Five stars."

Kid and mother

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Laloo Stamp

When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over

Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and

Lalloo was pleased.

But within a couple of days, he began hearing

complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at

several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad: She said: "The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side."

Computer Technology

Sunil Gavaskar & Ravi Shastri

australia playing india at wankhede

gavasker enters the stadium

ravi and kapil greet sunny

hi sunny whats up ?

match goes on after a hour or so ravi turns to see sunny still standing so ravi hey why are u standing sunny what to do dude look there it says sunil gavasker stand

hockey and cricket

Q: what is the difference between hockey and circket?
Ans: hockey main team 1.5 hours main zaleel hoti hai
aur circket main 8 ghante main

sharaabi and his wife

A sharaabi knocks the door of his house.
His wife opens door.
Sharaabi asks: who r u?
Wife: "How dare u forget your wife?"
Sharaabi: nasha har gham ko bula deta hai