Mariz

Mariz :mere paas paisa nahi hai  aap mera illaaj kar do tho kabhi aapke kaam aa jauogab
doctor: kya kaam karte ho
Mariz: qabar khodta hu

True Love

Boy : dear, look into my eyes, what do u see, tell me quickly.

Girl : true love.

Boy : oye.. true love wali, kachra gaya hai, jaldi phunk maar.

Man & God

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" 
God says: "So you would love her." 
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" 
God says: "So she would love you."

Great Lady

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. 
She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. 
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

Husband Wife

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness