Girl & Boy

Define a GIRL : the one who before out for a party, puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rough,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories,
and still asks:
"OVER TO NAHI LAG RAHA NA"
Reply: "nahi .. sahi hai..."

GIRL: "yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi..socha simple hi rehne du"

Define a BOY : the one who before going to party calls his friend and asks: "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya?"

Reply : "chal saale apni baarat me jana hai kya"

traffic

A bouy romantically to his girlfriend :  I can see the whole world in your eyes.........

A passerby listens n says : ......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai?

Boy & Girl

Boy : Tum Ladkiya khubsurat kyu hoti ho?
Girl : Kyon ki god ne humko apne hath se banaya hai.
Boy : Bol to iase rahi ho, Jaise ki Humko net se download kiya hai.