Nice name

Sardar

Sardarni : O o ji Bike ki speed itni q badha di?
Sardar : Bike ki break fail ho agi hai, accidentho jaye isse pehle ghar pahuch jate hai...!!

Accountant

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old. 

Piano

My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."

"How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."

child

Teacher ne ek chote bacche se poocha - tumhari mother ka kya naam hai?
Child - abhi naam nahi rakha hai, Pyar se mamma mamma hi kehta hu.

Donkey

Two buddies, Jorge and Ramon, who haven't met in years meet at the Ramon's house. Jorge, who has become rich, wants to brag to his old friend about it and says, "You have a very nice house, my friend, but in my place, if I get on my donkey at dawn in one side of the house, I can't make it to the other side by sundown". Ramon tells him, "Really? I had a donkey who walked so slow, and I sold it".

बहानेबाज

एक बहानेबाज कर्मचारी का दादा उस के दफ़तर में जा कर उस के बाँस से बोला, " इस दफ़तर मे सुनिल नाम का व्यक्ति कार्य करता है, मुझे उस से मिलना है, वह मेरा पोता है।"

बाँस ने मुस्करा कर कहा, " मुझे अफ़सोस है, आप देर से आए है, वह आप के आर्थी को कंधा देने के लिए छुट्टी लेकर जा चुका है।"

Lecturer

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

संता

संता: तुम एक बार में कितने आदमी उठा सकते हो?
पहलवान: कम से कम 16!
संता: धत, तुमसे अच्छा तो मेरा मुर्गा है जो सुबह पूरे मोहल्ले को उठा देता है!