COINCIDENCE

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER AND PAPPU

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

FATHER AND BOY

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

अध्यापक-चिंटू

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चिंटू- गांधी जी ने कहा है, मुसीबत का समय हंसकर गुजारना चाहिए।