Sardar & Tourist

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

mitti

santa aur banta bas main gaon ja rahe the gaon pahunshkar santa bas se neeche utra aur mitti ko ath main uthya aur bolo banta vakey gaon ki mitti ki kushbo alag hoti hain banta bolo dhyan se dekh mitti nahi tatti hai

Legal Age

Legal age of voting - 18 years
Legal age of marriage - 21 years
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Iska matlab sarkar bhi manti hai ki 18 ki age me aadmi desh samhal sakta hai, BIWI nahi...

Research

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Baniya

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

टीचर

टीचर (मिन्नी से), "आज स्कूल मे देर से आने का तुमने क्या बहाना ढूंढा है?"

मिन्नी, "सर आज मै इतनी तेज दौड कर आई कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नही मिला।"

Madam & Student

Mdam:- Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shraab,cigret nahi piyonge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Student:- nahi karenge madam.
Madam:- kabhi ladki ko nahi chhedoge.
Student:- theek hai madam.
Madam:- jua nahi kheloge.
Student:- ok madam.
Madam:- Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Student:- De deenge madam, aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya?

Wedding cards

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers.

Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing .

The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant.

Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

Sardar

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Murga and Hero Honda with RJ Naved

Perfect Son

A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?
A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?
A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have
a Perfect Son,
How Old is he.?
A- 6 Months old.!

रंगिंग

रंगिंग के  वक्त लडको  ने  १  लड़की  से  कहा ,- ' १  सवाल  का   जवाब  दो   - पटना  कहाँ  पर  है ?
लड़की - ' बिहार  में '
लडके  - यहीं  पट  जाओ  इतने  दूर  जाने  की  क्या  जरुरत  है ....!

Sardaarji

Museum Security : Sardaarji, apne 5000 saal purana vase tod diya.
Sardaarji : Chalo acchha hua, mujhe laga naya hai.

birthday

Teacher : Gandhiji, Gurunanakji aur Mahaveer ji me kya common hai?
Student : Sabke birthday pe humari chutti hoti hai.