Madam & Student

Mdam:- Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shraab,cigret nahi piyonge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Student:- nahi karenge madam.
Madam:- kabhi ladki ko nahi chhedoge.
Student:- theek hai madam.
Madam:- jua nahi kheloge.
Student:- ok madam.
Madam:- Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Student:- De deenge madam, aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya?

centre govt holidays

School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt  holidays!