Dost

Result agar accha ho:
Teacher - Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa - Beta kiska hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher - Padai me dhyan hi nahi
Maa - Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa - laad pyar ne bigad diya hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

B'day par :
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa - Hamesha aage bade
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Love me fail hone par
Maa - Beta bhul ja usko
Papa - Mard ban
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Moral of the story :
Duniya badal jati hai but dost nahi badalte...

Girl & Boy

Chosen

Boy : I love you..
Girl ne boy se pucha - mai bhi I love you kahu to kya karoge??
Boy : Khushi se mar jaunga.
Girl : Jaa..pagle nahi kehti, jee le apni jindgi....

Sun & Wife

What is the Difference between SUN & WIFE??
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aap  dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte!!!!