Always Keep Smiling: bade ho kar kya banoge

Always Keep Smiling: bade ho kar kya banoge

डॉक्टर मरीज

डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- अब तुम बिल्कुल ठीक हो गये हो फिर भी क्यों डर रहे हो?

मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- जिस गाड़ी से मेरा एक्सीडेंट हुआ था उस पर लिखा था फिर मिलेंगे।

bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

Biwi & Shohar

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chodne ka iraada hai.”

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Santa Banta

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.



As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"