Girl & Boy

Define a GIRL : the one who before out for a party, puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rough,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories,
and still asks:
"OVER TO NAHI LAG RAHA NA"
Reply: "nahi .. sahi hai..."

GIRL: "yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi..socha simple hi rehne du"

Define a BOY : the one who before going to party calls his friend and asks: "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya?"

Reply : "chal saale apni baarat me jana hai kya"

traffic

A bouy romantically to his girlfriend :  I can see the whole world in your eyes.........

A passerby listens n says : ......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai?

Boy & Girl

Boy : Tum Ladkiya khubsurat kyu hoti ho?
Girl : Kyon ki god ne humko apne hath se banaya hai.
Boy : Bol to iase rahi ho, Jaise ki Humko net se download kiya hai.

Father

Father : Mere 4 bachay hai 3 ne B.Tech kiya hai aur ek chor hai..
Friend : Jo chor hai usko ghar se nikalte kyu nahi ho?
Father : Ek wahi to kamata hai..

pagal

Ek pagal bina jalaye bidi pi raha tha.
dusra pagal : is me se dhuaa kyu nahi nikal raha hai?
pagal : kar di na paglo jaisi baat, ye CNG beedi hai

Shopkeeper & Girl

Girl : Is Jeans ki price kitni hai?
Shopkeeper : Rs. 1000 only.
Girl : uff...!! Aur us jeans ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper : uska 2 times uff uff...!!

Ant and Elephant

Ant : How old are you?
Elephant : 5 Years.
Ant : But you look big.
Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY!!
Ant : I am 30 years old.
Elephant : But you look so small.
Ant : PONDS AGE MIRACLE, BADHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE...