Ant and Elephant

Ant : How old are you?
Elephant : 5 Years.
Ant : But you look big.
Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY!!
Ant : I am 30 years old.
Elephant : But you look so small.
Ant : PONDS AGE MIRACLE, BADHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE...

haathi

Agar chahte ho zindgi me kuch karke dikhana.. To meri baat pe gor farmana.. Hathi pe ulta khade hokar photo khichana, Or photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikhna

chiti aur hathi

Chiti ne hathi ke kaan me kuch kaha to hathi behosh ho gaya.
actually chiti boli : Main tumhare bacchhe ki maa banne wali hu.