santa banta

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa Banta

Santa : Chiken to badiya banahai yaar, but thoda ajib sa taste kyu aa raha hai.
Banta : Banate hue murge ki taang jal gai thi to maine thoda BOROLINE laga diya.

Home Work

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

Santa Banta

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.