A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing `Love` stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he`s doing.
`I`m sending out 1,000 Valentine`s Day cards signed, `Guess who?`
`But why?` asks the man.
`I`m a divorce lawyer.`
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