Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A little boy asked his mother, " Why are you crying?" "Because... I'm a woman", she told him. " I don't understand", he said. His mum just hugged him and said, " And you never will"..

Later the little boy asked his father, " Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" " All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God; when God got on the phone, the man said, " God, why women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made women she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt them very badly.

This same sensitivity helps her make a child's boo hoo feel better and shares in their teenagers' anxieties and fears..

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed. The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides."

" Every woman is beautiful."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

FACEBOOK STATUS


Girls status on Facebook- I M SAD.
comnts:1)haww!kya hua?
2)hey,evrything ok?
3)shud i call
4)hey dont b sad tell m wat happn?
5)evrything gonna b ok baby chill

Boy status on FB- I M SAD.
1)rota hi rhiyo jindgi bhar
2)kya hua kaminey
3)sala dukhi atma
4)zindgi barbad hai teri

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Koi friday evening review par bulaye,
Koi Saturday ko office bulaye
Ek tere idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye,
Koi nature se cool, koi toofani hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai!


Ek ghadi ghadi review karee,
par kabhi kabhi advice de ;
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare,
aur ghadi ghadi advice de;
Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,koi friendly boss,
Koi Data crazy excel boss,
Koi Moody boss, koi gloomy boss,
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss,
Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye,
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye,
Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai,
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!!
Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Dost

Result agar accha ho:
Teacher - Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa - Beta kiska hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher - Padai me dhyan hi nahi
Maa - Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa - laad pyar ne bigad diya hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

B'day par :
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa - Hamesha aage bade
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Love me fail hone par
Maa - Beta bhul ja usko
Papa - Mard ban
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Moral of the story :
Duniya badal jati hai but dost nahi badalte...

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Girl & Boy

Chosen

Boy : I love you..
Girl ne boy se pucha - mai bhi I love you kahu to kya karoge??
Boy : Khushi se mar jaunga.
Girl : Jaa..pagle nahi kehti, jee le apni jindgi....


Thursday, August 11, 2011

Sun & Wife

What is the Difference between SUN & WIFE??
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aap  dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte!!!!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Girl & Boy

Define a GIRL : the one who before out for a party, puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rough,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories,
and still asks:
"OVER TO NAHI LAG RAHA NA"
Reply: "nahi .. sahi hai..."

GIRL: "yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi..socha simple hi rehne du"

Define a BOY : the one who before going to party calls his friend and asks: "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya?"

Reply : "chal saale apni baarat me jana hai kya"