Dost

Result agar accha ho:
Teacher - Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa - Beta kiska hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher - Padai me dhyan hi nahi
Maa - Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa - laad pyar ne bigad diya hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

B'day par :
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa - Hamesha aage bade
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Love me fail hone par
Maa - Beta bhul ja usko
Papa - Mard ban
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Moral of the story :
Duniya badal jati hai but dost nahi badalte...

Girl & Boy

Chosen

Boy : I love you..
Girl ne boy se pucha - mai bhi I love you kahu to kya karoge??
Boy : Khushi se mar jaunga.
Girl : Jaa..pagle nahi kehti, jee le apni jindgi....

Sun & Wife

What is the Difference between SUN & WIFE??
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aap  dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte!!!!

Girl & Boy

Define a GIRL : the one who before out for a party, puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rough,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories,
and still asks:
"OVER TO NAHI LAG RAHA NA"
Reply: "nahi .. sahi hai..."

GIRL: "yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi..socha simple hi rehne du"

Define a BOY : the one who before going to party calls his friend and asks: "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya?"

Reply : "chal saale apni baarat me jana hai kya"

traffic

A bouy romantically to his girlfriend :  I can see the whole world in your eyes.........

A passerby listens n says : ......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai?

Boy & Girl

Boy : Tum Ladkiya khubsurat kyu hoti ho?
Girl : Kyon ki god ne humko apne hath se banaya hai.
Boy : Bol to iase rahi ho, Jaise ki Humko net se download kiya hai.

Father

Father : Mere 4 bachay hai 3 ne B.Tech kiya hai aur ek chor hai..
Friend : Jo chor hai usko ghar se nikalte kyu nahi ho?
Father : Ek wahi to kamata hai..