Happy new year 2011

Haapy New year 2011,
Kyonki Kaviraj Kabirji ne Kaha hai
kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab, network busy ho jayega,
Wish Karega Kab

work station

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
What more can I say……..

Mad

A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?" 
Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct. 
The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!" 

Friends

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."


The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"


The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

रामू

रामू की पत्नी ने फ्राइंगपैन उठाकर रामू के सिर पर दे मारा।

रामू (चिल्लाते हुए)- तुमने मुझे क्यों मारा।

पत्नी- तुम्हारी डायरी में किसी बसंती का नाम लिखा है। कौन है ये बसंती?

रामू- कल मैंने रेस में जिस घोड़ी पर दांव लगाया था। उसका नाम है।

पत्नी- अच्छा आय एम सॉरी!

अगले दिन रामू की बीवी ने फिर मारा।

रामू- अब क्यों मारा?

पत्नी- तुम्हारी घोड़ी का फोन आया है.. जाकर उठा लो!!!!

Gandhi ji

Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle Kya The?
....................... No Idea...?
Chal main hi bata deti hu Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle 'ZINDA' the !!

Bunty

Teacher:Is line ko english me banao:usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya.
Bunty:He done his work and done dana dan dan