har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Koi friday evening review par bulaye,
Koi Saturday ko office bulaye
Ek tere idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye,
Koi nature se cool, koi toofani hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai!

Ek ghadi ghadi review karee,
par kabhi kabhi advice de ;
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare,
aur ghadi ghadi advice de;
Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,koi friendly boss,
Koi Data crazy excel boss,
Koi Moody boss, koi gloomy boss,
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss,
Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye,
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye,
Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai,
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!!

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Dost

Result agar accha ho:
Teacher - Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa - Beta kiska hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher - Padai me dhyan hi nahi
Maa - Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa - laad pyar ne bigad diya hai
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

B'day par :
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa - Hamesha aage bade
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Love me fail hone par
Maa - Beta bhul ja usko
Papa - Mard ban
DOST - Chal daaru pite hai

Moral of the story :
Duniya badal jati hai but dost nahi badalte...

Girl & Boy

Chosen

Boy : I love you..
Girl ne boy se pucha - mai bhi I love you kahu to kya karoge??
Boy : Khushi se mar jaunga.
Girl : Jaa..pagle nahi kehti, jee le apni jindgi....

Sun & Wife

What is the Difference between SUN & WIFE??
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aap  dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte!!!!

Girl & Boy

Define a GIRL : the one who before out for a party, puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rough,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories,
and still asks:
"OVER TO NAHI LAG RAHA NA"
Reply: "nahi .. sahi hai..."

GIRL: "yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi..socha simple hi rehne du"

Define a BOY : the one who before going to party calls his friend and asks: "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya?"

Reply : "chal saale apni baarat me jana hai kya"

traffic

A bouy romantically to his girlfriend :  I can see the whole world in your eyes.........

A passerby listens n says : ......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai?

Boy & Girl

Boy : Tum Ladkiya khubsurat kyu hoti ho?
Girl : Kyon ki god ne humko apne hath se banaya hai.
Boy : Bol to iase rahi ho, Jaise ki Humko net se download kiya hai.