Wedding cards

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers.

Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing .

The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant.

Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

Sardar

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Murga and Hero Honda with RJ Naved

Perfect Son

A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?
A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?
A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have
a Perfect Son,
How Old is he.?
A- 6 Months old.!

रंगिंग

रंगिंग के  वक्त लडको  ने  १  लड़की  से  कहा ,- ' १  सवाल  का   जवाब  दो   - पटना  कहाँ  पर  है ?
लड़की - ' बिहार  में '
लडके  - यहीं  पट  जाओ  इतने  दूर  जाने  की  क्या  जरुरत  है ....!

Sardaarji

Museum Security : Sardaarji, apne 5000 saal purana vase tod diya.
Sardaarji : Chalo acchha hua, mujhe laga naya hai.

birthday

Teacher : Gandhiji, Gurunanakji aur Mahaveer ji me kya common hai?
Student : Sabke birthday pe humari chutti hoti hai.