Baniya

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???

Wish For Groom

Raghupati raghav raja ram aisa var dena Bhagwan,

subah ko uthke jo chai banaye,

chai banakar mujhe uthaye

phir kahe ise peeo meri jaan…

isa var dena Bhagwan !

Dopahr ko jab wo break mein aaye,

aake jaldi se lunch banaye,

phir kahe ise chakho meri jaan…

isa war dena Bhagwan !

Sham ko jab wo office se aaye,

sare din ki kamaai pakdaaye,

phir kahe ise udao meri jaan…

isa war dena Bhagwan !

Biwi

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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Wife Husband

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of
the mouth.

Baba ji

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…

….to anarth ho gaya….

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

Types of Woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

गोल

शाम :- (फुटबाल के मैदानपर राम से ) - अरे ये लोग बार बार  ball  को क्यों मार रहे है ?

राम :- '' अरे वे लोग गोल कर रहे है ''
शाम : '' अरे ball  तो पहलेसे गोल है , और कितना गोल करेंगे ...............?