ससुराल

पिता (पुत्र से)- बेटा अगर ससुराल वाले स्कूटर दें तो कार मांगना, दुकान दें तो घर मांगना, कूलर दें तो एसी मांगना।
बेटा (पिता से)- अगर वो लड़की दें तो क्या उसकी मां को मांगू।

money in kitty

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was money in the kitty.

संता

संता ने कॉल लगाई तो आवाज़ आई, `इस कॉल के लिये आपका बैलेंस पर्याप्त नहीं है!`
संता: कोई बात नहीं मेरी जान! तुमसे बात हो जाती है बस इतना ही काफी है!

yoga

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Santa & Priest

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Priest: So that they will love you

Great Indians

Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

US President: Wow! How many?

Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.

Always Keep Smiling: bade ho kar kya banoge

Always Keep Smiling: bade ho kar kya banoge