Nepali

Nepali : Uuu shaabji ye shyam singh ka mobile kaha milega.
Salesmam : pata nahi
Nepali : Address to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai....

Chor

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h? Chor ne jawaab dia....: Teen Saal Qaid...!!!

Movie Fun

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!!
AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise???
ROBERT : nahin maaloom Boss !!!
AJIT : Arre ulloo !!! SOMWAAR , MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR.........

Result

Ladka apna result dekh kar.....

kya????

Main fail ho gaya aur wo bhi English mein?
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UNPOSSIBLE !!

Teacher & Student

Teacher : Oxygen jeevan ke liye zaroori hai.. yeh 1773 mein pata chala.
Student : Accha hua main 1773 ke baad paida hua nahi to mar jata.

Rules To Get Success

Home Work

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

Indian Pickle

Teacher & Student

Teacher : Oxygen jeevan ke liye zaroori hai , ye 1773 mein pata chala.
Student : Achha hua main 1773 ke baad paida hua varna mar jata.

santa banta

Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?”