Santa Banta

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.



As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"