Disk full

Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

Hutch Dealer

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog

how it is possible?

Because her husband is HUTCH DEALER ...... wherever u go out network follows.

kabhi khushi kabhi gham

osama bin laden asked shahrukh khan hows life

shahrukh said khabi khushi khabi gham

then shahrukh asked osama bin laden hows life and he said kabhi

goli khabi

bomb

Alphabets

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Beggar and a man

One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said, "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".

In reply the beggar said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month.

Three professors

Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University. They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn't hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the train as it started to depart.

After a desperate rush two of them manage to scramble onboard. The third looked sad and a passing railway official said, 'Don't feel bad, atleast two out of three of you made it.'

'True...', sighed the professor, 'But the other two were only here to see me off!'